She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
How's work?
Spinning.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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