Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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