Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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