i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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