Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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