doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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