I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Randomize
