i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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