cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
nutella sex= disaster
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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