Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
