I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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