I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Houston, we have a squirter
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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