I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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