Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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