i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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