i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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