I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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