Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
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