her vagine was all disorganized.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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