so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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