How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
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