Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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