just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
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