why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
