i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Randomize