i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Randomize
