Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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