I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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