no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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