The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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