i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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