We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
This toilet bowl is my home.
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