You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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