i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
