i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
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