My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
So much rum. So many feels.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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