like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
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