No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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