this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
Randomize
