loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Randomize
