Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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