Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
how do flat chested girls get laid?
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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