There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
it hurts more in the daytime
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
Randomize
