He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
We were destined to go to rehab together
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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