Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
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