Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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