to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
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