Dual....:-)
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
All I want is dick and wine.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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