Jerry, you need to find god
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
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