There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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