what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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