My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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